My little girl kitty refuses to come inside. I think she might be onto something.
Integrating new cat into house day seven
Cats are nocturnal assholes, the worst kind of assholes in the world.
Integrating new cat into house day three
So I let Henry out of his spare room prison.
Hey, if could have heard his crying (especially at 4 a.m.), you would have, too.
Full disclosure: I never “sleep-trained” my kids either. I guess I’m just that kind of mom.
He’s walking around the house. My kitties are watching with unbelieving eyes.
“Is it a bear?”
“Is it a dog?”
And then the fighting begins…
Integrating a new cat into the house: Day One, Continued
Home.
We shut Henry into the spare bedroom with some food and a litter box. He cries and cries and cries. At 2 a.m., I relent and move him and all his paraphernalia into our bedroom. At four a.m., I kick my husband with the universally understood stop snoring jab to the kneecaps. But hubbie doesn’t stop. It’s a chain saw in here. I kick him again, closer to the groin. He rolls over. The snoring continues.
It takes me about twenty minutes to realize that Henry is the one snoring like a grown man.
Did I mention my mother-in-law has lost most of her hearing ages ago?
My kitties sit outside the shut door, mewing. I think they’re saying, you okay in there? You want us to call 911? Have you lost your mind? I sit inside, unable to sleep. My bedroom reeks of obese cat, kitty litter, Tuna Delight Kitty Yum, and kitty farts.
There is a strand of kitty snot slung over Henry’s head like a jaunty scarf. I will later learn these are called “shoelaces” by delighted vets who are eager to take my money which I will be eager to give for a cure for whatever ails Henry.
But that night, I know deep in my heart, that whatever ails Henry will be with us for quite some time.