Henry the Cat

Integrating new cat into house day five

Henry: I’m twice your size suckers. Deal with it. Cleo (the black and white girl) #1: ohgodohgodohgodohgod Old Orange Fozz, Catkin: I’m cool out here in the hall. Just hanging. Out here. Also, you can eat the black and white one. That’s cool with me. Go for it.

Integrating new cat into house day two: Here are the Rules. Ha!

Every guru of How to Integrate a New Cat into Home 101 proclaims: YOU MUST NOT LET THE CATS INTERACT UNTIL THE NEW CAT IS FIRMLY ESTABLISHED. This hilarious command reminds me of the edicts I used to read about in my child-rearing days. Ridiculous and impossible fantasies spun by,…